The World's First Combination of Analyst and Therapist...
Tonight on Arrested Development:
Scott Baio started as Bob Loblaw who Lindsey is of course after. She ended up using the family's entire retainer on phone sex with him. Meanwhile, her husband Tobais announced that he was the world's first analyst and therapist and showed off his business card, labeling him an "analrapist." When he gave his card to Buster, Buster squealed. Tobais explained that it was pronounced "a-nal-ruh-pist" but as Buster said, "It's not the pronunciation I was worried about."
Buster got tricked back into the army by accepting a medal. George hired a surrogate dad to attend all family functions outside the range of his house arrest. This meant Super Dave Osborne was on and he recited everything that George said. Everything, including the instructions he was being given. GOB went back and forth on accepting Steve Holt! as his son again. Ultimately, he accepted him only to take a roofie in order to forget about it. George Michael told Steve Holt! that he was Maybae's cousin after Steve Holt! said "I'm doing your cousin tonight;" George Michael said "Yeah and so are you." Tee hee. Anyway, Maybae had freaked at the thought of having sex so she drugged Steve Holt! before she could find out that he was her cousin; she drugged him in order to make him think that they had sex. And the family drugged Rita, Michael's new girlfriend, after they kidnapped her and knocked her out. Michael still has no clue that Rita is spying on him. Oh, they had their first date at an American Themed restaurant in Wee Britain, where they were served 64 oz beverages and baskets of donuts. And we saw the brief return of GOB's racist ventriloquist dummy.
I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time.
edited to add: THIS is perhaps the bestest thing ever!
Scott Baio started as Bob Loblaw who Lindsey is of course after. She ended up using the family's entire retainer on phone sex with him. Meanwhile, her husband Tobais announced that he was the world's first analyst and therapist and showed off his business card, labeling him an "analrapist." When he gave his card to Buster, Buster squealed. Tobais explained that it was pronounced "a-nal-ruh-pist" but as Buster said, "It's not the pronunciation I was worried about."
Buster got tricked back into the army by accepting a medal. George hired a surrogate dad to attend all family functions outside the range of his house arrest. This meant Super Dave Osborne was on and he recited everything that George said. Everything, including the instructions he was being given. GOB went back and forth on accepting Steve Holt! as his son again. Ultimately, he accepted him only to take a roofie in order to forget about it. George Michael told Steve Holt! that he was Maybae's cousin after Steve Holt! said "I'm doing your cousin tonight;" George Michael said "Yeah and so are you." Tee hee. Anyway, Maybae had freaked at the thought of having sex so she drugged Steve Holt! before she could find out that he was her cousin; she drugged him in order to make him think that they had sex. And the family drugged Rita, Michael's new girlfriend, after they kidnapped her and knocked her out. Michael still has no clue that Rita is spying on him. Oh, they had their first date at an American Themed restaurant in Wee Britain, where they were served 64 oz beverages and baskets of donuts. And we saw the brief return of GOB's racist ventriloquist dummy.
I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time.
edited to add: THIS is perhaps the bestest thing ever!
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